- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Yo mama is so fat she died

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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