- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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