Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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feminine literature

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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this is not a drill.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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