A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Cancer.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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