What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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