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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

U mad?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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