WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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watch a i d s left

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Replacement Referees

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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