Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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