- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

#Hanging Degus

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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