What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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How old is your mom Dead

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Smelly Indians.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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