How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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