What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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69

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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i hate non minorities!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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my egg roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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