Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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