Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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