Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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