- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??