Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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what is orange? an orange

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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