were at work systems r down

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Fox News

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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