why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Your social life.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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