- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's green and blue? yellow

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Mitt Romney

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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