- Anti Joke

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Nuneaton..

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.