- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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