- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Poop

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

tommy is retared

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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