- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Poop

masturbating on a tarc bus

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

tommy is retared

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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