An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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