Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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One day a man walked into a wall

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Anti Joke

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