who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Bad grammers.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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