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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

How's the weather? Good.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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