- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

roses are red violets are blue

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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