What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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hello

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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