- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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