why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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