why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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