Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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