- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

the midget went to the midget store

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Women's rights

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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