- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

roy g biv

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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