- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

A woman comes at the doctor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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