- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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