Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Hello

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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