- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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