What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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People...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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