- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Girls soccer

A sober Irish individual.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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