Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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