What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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