why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Women's Rights.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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