- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Cancer.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.