What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

being sober in a bar fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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