- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Church.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

V I T A M I N C !

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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