Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I had friends on the Death Star.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Lets Go Lakers!

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

You and your parents are going to die today

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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