what is long black and smelly the welfare line

An Artic Storm.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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