- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What can fly? Lots of things

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

get in the car.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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