what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the man say to his doctor?

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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