Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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where is the world?

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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