How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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