Why was the gay guy sad?

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Ain't idn't a word.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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