- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Horse with a chair on his head.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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