- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

oh hai

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??