Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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