- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Like this joke, bitch.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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