Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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politically correct!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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