BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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