- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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