Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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