- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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