- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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