- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Guess who is violent. Osama

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why do mexicans get made fun of

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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