- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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