- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

This is a joke.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Because she has down's syndrome

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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