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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A midget walked under a bar.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Chris Bosh's neck

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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