- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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