Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Wright flyer

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Jayden Eccles

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

ecks! why zee?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Anti Joke

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