- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Pianos.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

who's a slut... you're mom

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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