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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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