- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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