Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock knock Shut up

I'm going to Re-write History... History

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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