What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

penis haha

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Politics

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why is the ground wet It rained

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

woman's lacrosse

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Anti Joke

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