How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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One time i was sitting down

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Jellybeans

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Anti Joke

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