Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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