What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your mom is not fat!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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