- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

KOOKABURRA

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

This is sparta No this is patrick

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

the midget went to the midget store

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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