- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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