- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

I literally died laughing

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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