- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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