- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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