one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

This isn't funny.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Asians.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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