why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Anti Joke

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