A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

smell the vitamin C

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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