Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A French man gets into a fight

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I like school Said no one ever.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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