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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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