- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock knock i have diarrhea

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