Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

dick dick dick... frogs

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

politically correct!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Anti Joke

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