what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Vote this up

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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I had a submarine.... once

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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