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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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the sky is green no it is not

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I like touching my boobs

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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