- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A mormon walks into a bar.

Moral

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Half life 3 confirmed

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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