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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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