How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Nah

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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