- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A: Do you like it B: No

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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