Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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