- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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