Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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