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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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