Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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