Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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