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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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