- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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