what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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