- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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