Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Girls soccer

an ethopian thanksgiving

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Praise Paisley

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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