Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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