- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Peas

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Justin Bieber.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Ms Leong Sux

Uh... What was emulating again?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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