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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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