- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Your life

Long joke Your such a downey

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Haha, I get it..

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