Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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