Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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