Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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