The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Alchohol.

Lololol

Gus's mom

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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