Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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