Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

ever tried african food? they neither

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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