- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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