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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Abortion.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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