How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

i hate black people

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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