Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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civil rights

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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