A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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